A CANADIAN SHELTER SELLS OLDER CATS LIKE USED CARS, AND IT’S PRETTY EFFECTIVE … AND HILARIOUS

Can I interest you in a pre-owned cat?

These mustachioed Canadians decided to revolutionize the way older shelter cats are perceived, likening them to used cars. Why? Because in a world where roughly 8 million pets enter shelters annually, with only about half finding new homes, the math is undeniably bleak.

In a bid to alter this somber equation, the compassionate individuals at the Calgary Humane Society embarked on a creative mission. Armed with the knowledge that the fastest recorded domestic cat speed clocks in at 29.8 mph, they approached the task like seasoned salespeople.

Their efforts unearthed a trove of remarkably talented cat contenders. They spared no effort in showcasing to prospective cat parents the merits of opting for pre-owned felines. And alongside a cleverly crafted commercial, these felines were priced to move on a particularly special Saturday.

Undoubtedly, kittens hold a certain allure. They’re undeniably adorable and irresistibly playful. However, having transitioned from a fervent kitten enthusiast in my youth (who could resist?), I’ve come to appreciate the unique charm of older cats—and so have my peers. They possess a certain depth, a wisdom, and a tranquility that is truly endearing. Unlike their younger counterparts, who may playfully nibble on your fingers, older cats are content to lounge on your sofa, imparting lessons in relaxation.

I share this story with the hope of rescuing the fate of pre-owned cats. While we may have missed the bustling Big Sale Saturday (though, truth be told, pre-owned cats are always priced to go), the sentiment towards these mature felines endures. And as for this commercial? It transcends time, a testament to the enduring appeal of adopting a feline companion in need.